Monday, August 23, 2004

gerling on myspace.com

hello gerloids
gerling have a profile on www.myspace.com
myspace is like friendster..you dont know what friendster is well checkout www.myspace.com...get it.
.YIKES.....;)
gerling h.q.

Friday, August 20, 2004

GERLING GETTING INTERVIEWED


Wednesday, August 18, 2004

schwipe loves gerling



Austrian Guitar of Linz

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

YOU WILL LAUGH YR ARSE OFF!!!!!!

okay check this out..it is the funniest,wierdest thing out in download land.
those suffering from anxiety,paranoia,heart problems and general acid brain wackout heads will probably laugh for 7 weeks straight..dont watch movies naked though..er maybe,what the hell! you aint hurtin nobody but yrself buddy boy..why i remember when i was a kid,there was this girl up the road......
goto http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
and download any of those short movies...
we dare you.
gerling.

Monday, August 02, 2004

MC HAMMERED @ THE LAST DEATH DISCO

well the last death disco was awesome..im sure everyone in the crowd were mashed...by the time i started playing some tunes everyone was so amped up and blood thristy..so when peaches and iggy's "kick it",came blaring outta of the speakers to an exstatic response,it was only natural to drop the daft punk remix of "take me out"..i thought people were gonna start a riot..everyone in the whole place was singing along and jumping about 2 metres in the air..sounded like we were at an english football final or something..its shame such a cool night has ended,but it ended on the best note possible..well done to the kramig crew and everyone who made it happen!
cheers
darren mc hammered.

A STORY FROM THE GERLING VAULTS CAUSE WE HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR A WEEK!

okay gerloids,
cause we havent done any thing for a while,a thought i would just tell you some crazy storys from our history..this particular incident happened about 6 months ago....read on...,
listen to this crazy f**kin story...
so last night me and my gerling mate burke were djing at a stupid and useless fashion party in the city (to pay the rent)...
so before we play,the owner comes up to us and says dont play any rock
music...so we say okay (bummer cant play the proclaimers"1000 miles")..we start playing missy elliot,daft punk..this kinda music..3 songs in the owner rocks up to me and starts shouting to turn the
music down..by the way it is totally quiet..can hardly even hear it
right..so i turn it down..he says turn it down more..i tell him hes a
c**t..an unprofessional c**t...i dont see that by now ,the cops have shown
up..im arguing with the c**t guy..the cops say something..i wave my finger to
the cops and tell em to hold on..the cops say im arrested,grab me like a
real goddam criminal..put me in a headlock ,drag me upstairs ,in front of
250 people..throw me out on the street..say im getting fined 1000 bucks and
going to the slammer..i fast talk the totally ********* police officer and get
away from it..scott free..rebel dj's..burke meanwhile stops the music
inside..the c***t guy is begging burke to put on some music, not to ruin the "party"..anything..deperately pleding.so burke ,being the funny dude he is..whacks
on marky mark and funky fresh crews "good vibrations",grabs a chicken burger
and f***s off home..what a wierd and sh**house night..!
shizer!
pace
darren
(rebel dj)